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{"type":"standard","title":"Fantasy Life","displaytitle":"Fantasy Life","namespace":{"id":0,"text":""},"wikibase_item":"Q2945348","titles":{"canonical":"Fantasy_Life","normalized":"Fantasy Life","display":"Fantasy Life"},"pageid":30496965,"thumbnail":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/3/3a/Fantasy_LifeUSABoxar2t.png","width":317,"height":314},"originalimage":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/3/3a/Fantasy_LifeUSABoxar2t.png","width":317,"height":314},"lang":"en","dir":"ltr","revision":"1285043675","tid":"791bbb8a-16bc-11f0-94fe-51da20e6b418","timestamp":"2025-04-11T10:05:19Z","description":"2012 video game","description_source":"local","content_urls":{"desktop":{"page":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fantasy_Life","revisions":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fantasy_Life?action=history","edit":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fantasy_Life?action=edit","talk":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Fantasy_Life"},"mobile":{"page":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fantasy_Life","revisions":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:History/Fantasy_Life","edit":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fantasy_Life?action=edit","talk":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Fantasy_Life"}},"extract":"Fantasy Life is a role-playing life simulation game developed by Level-5 for the Nintendo 3DS. The game was self-released in Japan in 2012 and was published worldwide by Nintendo in 2014. The game was written and produced by Akihiro Hino with music by Nobuo Uematsu.","extract_html":"
Fantasy Life is a role-playing life simulation game developed by Level-5 for the Nintendo 3DS. The game was self-released in Japan in 2012 and was published worldwide by Nintendo in 2014. The game was written and produced by Akihiro Hino with music by Nobuo Uematsu.
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{"fact":"A cat sees about 6 times better than a human at night, and needs 1\/6 the amount of of light that a human does - it has a layer of extra reflecting cells which absorb light.","length":172}
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{"type":"general","setup":"What’s brown and sounds like a bell?","punchline":"Dung!","id":275}
{"fact":"Cat families usually play best in even numbers. Cats and kittens should be acquired in pairs whenever possible.","length":111}
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