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Carolina Isabel Colón Juarbe, better known by her stage name Gale, is a Puerto Rican singer, best known for her song \"Levántate\", which was selected as the official song of the 2017 CONCACAF Gold Cup in Spanish by the American Spanish-language broadcast television network Univision.
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{"slip": { "id": 117, "advice": "A common regret in life is wishing one hadn't worked so hard."}}
{"slip": { "id": 217, "advice": "Identify sources of happiness."}}
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