{"type":"standard","title":"St Michael and All Angels Church, Partridge Green","displaytitle":"St Michael and All Angels Church, Partridge Green","namespace":{"id":0,"text":""},"wikibase_item":"Q7594868","titles":{"canonical":"St_Michael_and_All_Angels_Church,_Partridge_Green","normalized":"St Michael and All Angels Church, Partridge Green","display":"St Michael and All Angels Church, Partridge Green"},"pageid":33044511,"thumbnail":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/c/c2/St_Michaels_and_All_Angels%2C_Partridge_Green_-_geograph.org.uk_-_635750.jpg/330px-St_Michaels_and_All_Angels%2C_Partridge_Green_-_geograph.org.uk_-_635750.jpg","width":320,"height":240},"originalimage":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/c/c2/St_Michaels_and_All_Angels%2C_Partridge_Green_-_geograph.org.uk_-_635750.jpg","width":640,"height":480},"lang":"en","dir":"ltr","revision":"1161701723","tid":"40b2a000-1293-11ee-bc29-058774524e35","timestamp":"2023-06-24T13:30:15Z","description":"Church in West Sussex, United Kingdom","description_source":"local","coordinates":{"lat":50.96215,"lon":-0.308284},"content_urls":{"desktop":{"page":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/St_Michael_and_All_Angels_Church%2C_Partridge_Green","revisions":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/St_Michael_and_All_Angels_Church%2C_Partridge_Green?action=history","edit":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/St_Michael_and_All_Angels_Church%2C_Partridge_Green?action=edit","talk":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:St_Michael_and_All_Angels_Church%2C_Partridge_Green"},"mobile":{"page":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/St_Michael_and_All_Angels_Church%2C_Partridge_Green","revisions":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:History/St_Michael_and_All_Angels_Church%2C_Partridge_Green","edit":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/St_Michael_and_All_Angels_Church%2C_Partridge_Green?action=edit","talk":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:St_Michael_and_All_Angels_Church%2C_Partridge_Green"}},"extract":"St Michael and All Angels Church is a late nineteenth-century church in the settlement of Partridge Green in the parish of West Grinstead in West Sussex. It was built to cater for the then growing population of the village. Ian Nairn, in the Sussex volume of The Buildings of England, approves of the simplicity of this \"flint village church\" and comments that most \"other counties would have had it much fussier\". St Michael and All Angels' shares its mission with the parish church of St George's Church, West Grinstead.","extract_html":"
St Michael and All Angels Church is a late nineteenth-century church in the settlement of Partridge Green in the parish of West Grinstead in West Sussex. It was built to cater for the then growing population of the village. Ian Nairn, in the Sussex volume of The Buildings of England, approves of the simplicity of this \"flint village church\" and comments that most \"other counties would have had it much fussier\". St Michael and All Angels' shares its mission with the parish church of St George's Church, West Grinstead.
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Lockdown is a children's and teen drama mystery thriller streaming television series produced by Sinking Ship Entertainment and commissioned and distributed by YouTube Originals. Conceived, developed and produced in the midst of the COVID-19 pandemic in Canada and the United States, the scripted live-action series follows a group of socially distanced teenagers working together to solve a mystery in their neighborhood. Originally announced in April 2020, the initial ten-episode series premiered on the YouTube Originals for Kids & Family channel on June 26, 2020.
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